"Diversity"

Surpassing "the" as the most common English word

I was about add my “diversity info” to the “about section” of TRP’s Facebook page. I was going to finally inform them that I’m a black lesbian right now (this morning).

When I clicked the “add diversity info” plus sign, it brought up this.

Now, what I noticed is that all of the black lesbians, above, have huge legs. And I immediately thought exactly what you’re thinking, right now.

I thought, diversity sure looks the same.

A bunch of black lesbians with big legs.

So, I guess I will say, under my “Add diversity info” tab, that I, too, am a big-legged black lesbian, just like all the other diversity. I too only own objects that are the color of the Democratic Party, whether it be a guitar, a bike, a plant or hairspray. And I too am a person of color—that is, only blue and brown colors—not the other colors.

But then, I was presented with these limited options.

I turned the lights out and became Black, and so TRP became black-owned. The light of the screen was hurting my eyes, so after I checked the box with tremendous integrity, looking in the darkness at my skin once more and seeing that it was indeed black, I checked my birth certificate.

On my birth certificate, it says I am Indigenous to the United States. Now, I’m not sure what Facebook has against immigrants. But yes, I’m Indigenous.

I noticed the plus sign on the LGBTQ+. And as the plus sign is inherently a non-limiting factor, it therefore must include R.

I am a member in good standing of the LGBTQR community. I am an R.

Republican.

My wife kissed me last night. She puts on lip gloss before bed. I got some on my lips. Therefore, I had lip gloss on my lips. Therefore, I am a woman.

But if I am a woman, who kissed a woman, I must be a lesbian. I am a black lesbian.

The more powerless points you rack up, the more you are powerf…ful I guess is the rule. Sounds good to me .

Ironically, all of this implies that Facebook believes in so-called White Supremacy.

How so ?

Well, the only reason to do all of this is if these other groups were weak, and so-called Whites were strong.

Which prompts the question, why are these so-called “whites” so strong ?

No explanation is given for this. The explanation is an evolutionary one, and is assumed. The best explanation, which we’re making inference to, is that Facebook thinks so-called “whites” are inherently stronger, and hence a tireless vigilance must attend to this incredible, inherent strength. But that’s exactly what the KKK believed.

But then, catch this: The KKK were Democrats. And Facebook is Democrat. Coincidence ?

Hey, I grew up in a suburb of Denver. For my entire childhood, Denver was run entirely by Democrats. Still is. The airport was Stapleton International Airport. It was named after a KKK member.

A Democrat, by the way, in case you missed that.

I’ve been fighting this my entire life.

Luke, for Trp.