Student: Let's Say God Doesn't Exist ...

Student : Let’s say God doesn’t exist . What th—

Professor: Okay . Ready ?

Student: —what then would —-

Professor: Together now:

Student : huh?

Professor: “God doesn’t exist”

Student : uh

Professor : You didn’t say it with me!

Student :

Professor : You requested we say it together.

Students: [Groan]

Professor: Okay, ready ? Counting from three. Let’s make this sound like a Satanic Amway convention. 3, 2, 1.

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Originally published to Facebook on Wed 14 Nov 2018 at 2:44 pm