The Real Reason I'm Voting for Trump
He's a Black Woman
There’s been a lot of ink spilled about this, but it’s simple.
Trump is a black woman. That’s why I’m voting for him.
Possible Objection: That’s a good reason to vote for anyone.
Reply: Well, then that would be a great reason to vote Republican, along with all the other great reasons to vote Republican. In fact, it kind of unifies all the reasons into one.
Possible Objection 1.1: Huh ?
Reply 1.1: No reply is necessary (certainly none would be sufficient).
Possible Objection 1.2: But, he’s a Republican.
Reply 1.2: Great. Kind of the point, Ashley.
Possible Objection 1.3: My name isn’t Ashley.
Reply 1.3: I mean, Actually. Sorry.
Possible Objection 2: But, he’s a Republican !
Reply 2: Sounds like a reason, not an objection.
Possible Objection 3: He doesn’t look like a black woman.
Reply 3: All he has to do is say he is. That’s enough.
Possible Objection 3.1 : But he didn’t say he is.
Reply 3.1: He didn’t say he is to you, maybe, but nothing follows from that.
Possible Objection 3.2: But he didn’t say he is publicly, and it seems like he really was a black woman, he would say that publicly.
Reply 3.2: You didn’t hear him say so publicly, but nothing follows from that. He’s still a black woman.
Possible Objection 4: Shouldn’t we make this about the issues ?
Dr. Lucas J. Mather, Ph.D. is producer and host of The Republican Professor.
He was called an “a—hole” once by a demon, and all Dr. Mather did in response was quote Scripture back to it, and it went away.